和製英語

Many Japanese people sometimes confuse japanese english for English.
How do you say this in English?
Laundromat.
In English, we never say "coin laundry".
英語頑張って下さい！

Something is fishy!

I have fish! The other day, I bought an aquarium. It is quite small, only about 15 liters. So far, I have 5 large tetra fish, 10 small tetra fish and 5 neon orange fish (I call them that because I don't know the name.) I am thinking about getting some small shrimp, but I am afraid that they might eat the fish.
I enjoy having fish. Taking care of them is much more fun than I thought. However, I feel so guilty whenever I go out for sushi! (^^;)

aquarium 水槽
quite small なかなか小さい
quite far なかなか遠い
I am thinking about getting some shrimp.
海老を買おうと思っています。
Something is fishy...
何か怪しい。。

あなたは？魚や、猫や、犬とか飼いますか？