May 29, 2018 Joke Day!

クラスありますよー。

Here are some jokes for you today. 

1.
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. 
Boy: What are the two things? 
Girl: Your feet. 

2.
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language." 

3.
Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Banana. 
Banana who? 
Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Banana. 
Banana who? 
Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Banana. 
Banana who? 
Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Orange. 
Orange who? 
Orange you glad I didn't say banana? 

Got it?